live comedy
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live comedy
Full Bar
Fresh-made pizza
every weekend
Dust Bunnies Sketch Comedy
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Dust Bunnies Sketch Comedy
Stop looking under your furniture for laughs! Dust Bunnies is Crawlspace Comedy’s house team for sketch comedy, and best of all, you’ll never have to vacuum them! From highbrow to lowbrow to floppy-eared-brow, Dust Bunnies delivers the best original, scripted comedy this side of your Swiffer. So what are you waiting for?! Come and spend a night in the Crawlspace!
Missing the Marc
“I had no idea what to say, so I just started asking him what he thought about the Lions. He was three months old.”
Who Watches the Flushers?
“The relationships I have in government and private industry give me access to surveillance technology that can only be matched by the Judeo-Christian God.”
Husband Business
“That is the one thing I’ll give to grief, it is a fantastic diet plan.”
Pika Person
“Also, for causing me this trouble, you will purchase me burnt custard.”
Inspector Martin
“As I always say, the clues are all like pieces of a lego set! Click enough of them together, and you’ll have a complete set.”
A Cup of Milk
“I’m just trying to bake a cake. I’m not the bad guy here.”
How To Summon a Demon
“It’s calling you a butt.”
All Ears
“You wouldn’t want to get some corn from Canada…or worse Ohio.”
Olympic PR Crisis
“My 2023 Kia Sorrento will be impounded! Impounded!”
Titanic Museum
“No, no. The real iceberg would have been considerably larger.”
Show Date: September 28
Show Time: 7:30-9p
Tickets: $20
Doors Open: 6:30p
*Intended for mature audiences.*