Teachers, You’ve Earned a Gold Star and a Night of Discounted Improv

Crawlspace Eviction is ditching the syllabus and honoring the brave souls who made it through another school year: Teachers.

Yes, the people who’ve taught generations how to read, write, and not eat glue. Now that the school year’s finally over, we’re giving teachers what they really deserve: a night of unscripted laughter and well-earned appreciation.

We’ll be taking suggestions straight from the educators in the audience, and each night we’ll invite one fearless teacher on stage to share their funniest classroom moments, most iconic “teacher voice” stories, and times they somehow kept their cool when everyone else was losing theirs.

Extra credit if you bring your favorite teacher—and don’t forget to enter code: TEACHER25 for a well-deserved discount on tickets!

Show Date: June 14
Show Time: 7:30-9p
Tickets: $15
Doors Open: 6:30p

*Intended for mature audiences.*